D&D Instant Magic Item Generator

I don't know why the new edition of D&D spends more than a hundred pages just listing magical items. Here you can do the same with just one list and two 100-sided dice rolls!

You open the chest and find...
The (roll on list A) of (roll on list B)!

List A 01. Amulet 02. Armor (Chain) 03. Armor (Leather) 04. Armor (Plate) 05. Arrow 06. Axe 07. Bag 08. Bands 09. Bead 10. Belt 11. Book 12. Boomerang 13. Boots 14. Bottle 15. Bow 16. Bracelets 17. Bracers 18. Brooch 19. Cabinet 20. Candle 21. Cape 22. Card Deck 23. Chalice 24. Chime 25. Circlet 26. Cloak 27. Club 28. Crossbow 29. Cube 30. Dart 31. Decanter 32. Dust 33. Exotic Weapon 34. Eye 35. Fan 36. Farm Equipment 37. Figurine 38. Flag 39. Gauntlets 40. Gem 41. Gloves 42. Goggles 43. Hammer 44. Hand 45. Hat 46. Headband 47. Helmet 48. Horn 49. Horseshoes 50. Incense 51. Ioun Stone 52. Javelin 53. Key 54. Knife 55. Lantern 56. Lenses 57. Mace 58. Mantle 59. Mask 60. Medallion 61. Mirror 62. Morningstar 63. Musical Instrument 64. Necklace 65. Net 66. Oil 67. Orb 68. Periapt 69. Phylactery 70. Pickaxe 71. Pipes 72. Polearm 73. Potion 74. Quiver 75. Ring 76. Robe 77. Rod 78. Rope 79. Salve 80. Scabbard 81. Scarab 82. Scythe 83. Shield 84. Shirt 85. Shoes 86. Shrouds 87. Skull 88. Sling 89. Slippers 90. Spear 91. Spoon 92. Staff 93. Sword (Long) 94. Sword (Short) 95. Token 96. Vest 97. Vestment 98. Wand 99. Well 00. Whip

List B 01. Adaptation 02. Animal Friendship 03. Annihilation 04. Appearance 05. Arrow Catching 06. the Bat 07. Blinking 08. Brilliance 09. Building 10. Charming 11. Climbing 12. Cursed Backbiter 13. Dancing 14. Defense 15. Detonations 16. Devouring 17. Disappearance 18. Disguise 19. Dispel Magic 20. Displacement 21. Dryness 22. Elements 23. Elvenkind 24. Entanglement 25. Etherealness 26. Eyes 27. Feather Falling 28. Fire 29. Flailing 30. Flying 31. Folding 32. Free Action 33. Friends 34. Frost 35. Ghost Touch 36. Handiness 37. Haste 38. Haunting 39. Healing 40. Health 41. Hypnosis 42. Illumination 43. Illusions 44. Immovable 45. Interruption 46. Invisibility 47. Invocation 48. Jumping 49. Keen Edge 50. Leadership 51. Lightning 52. Lordly Might 53. Love 54. the Mage 55. Many Things 56. Many Worlds 57. Might 58. Nightmares 59. Nondetection 60. Opening 61. Pain 62. Panic 63. Poison 64. Polymorph 65. Protection 66. Pure Good 67. Ram 68. Revealing 69. Scintillating Colors 70. Seeing 71. Serpent 72. Shooting Stars 73. Silence 74. Size Alteration 75. Slipperiness 76. Slow 77. Sounding 78. Speed 79. Spider Climb 80. Stars 81. Stoneskin 82. Storing 83. Swarming Insects 84. Telekinesis 85. Teleportation 86. Three Wishes 87. Tongues 88. Tricks 89. Truth 90. Ultimate Evil 91. Undead 92. Useful Items 93. Valhalla 94. Water Breathing 95. Water Walking 96. Wind 97. Wisdom 98. Wonder 99. Wound Closure 00. X-Ray Vision