She Saw Saw By The Seashore

So, they're going to make yet another Saw movie. I checked a list of traps featured in the previous Saw movies, and as a RPG player, I started to worry: will they be able to keep up the quality of trap they've featured on the last four movies? Which is why I've made this small program, capable of generating hundreds of grim, gritty ironic traps for parents to bring their ten-year-olds to watch in action.

The victim wakes up...