A Moral Dilemma
A trolley car is careening down the track towards a railroad tie. Tied to one of the tracks there is Baby Hitler (who will grow up to be Hitler) and a man who knows the cure for cancer. On the other there are five people swimming, a shark and a baby who will invent a health pebble that can either ressurrect five people or cure the common cold. The train's passengers are baby Stalin, a man who knows the cure to gonorrhea, and Richard Simmons. What do you do?
posted by Zaratustra at
7:41 PM
4 Comments:
Save the baby and get the pebble, then resurrect the disease curers first, then anyone else important, and finally the normal people.
By
Anonymous, at 8/07/2007 8:07 PM
Panic.
By
Anonymous, at 8/16/2007 10:07 PM
Nuke the site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
By
Anonymous, at 10/07/2007 4:54 AM
eat the delicious baby before the shark gets to it because I can promise the shark will not share with you
By
Anonymous, at 10/22/2007 5:56 AM
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