The Unbearable Awesomeness Of Being

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

A Moral Dilemma

A trolley car is careening down the track towards a railroad tie. Tied to one of the tracks there is Baby Hitler (who will grow up to be Hitler) and a man who knows the cure for cancer. On the other there are five people swimming, a shark and a baby who will invent a health pebble that can either ressurrect five people or cure the common cold. The train's passengers are baby Stalin, a man who knows the cure to gonorrhea, and Richard Simmons. What do you do?


  • Save the baby and get the pebble, then resurrect the disease curers first, then anyone else important, and finally the normal people.

    By Anonymous Eaglebird, at 8/07/2007 8:07 PM  

  • Panic.

    By Anonymous Lee-Ham, at 8/16/2007 10:07 PM  

  • Nuke the site from orbit.

    It's the only way to be sure.

    By Anonymous Kazz, at 10/07/2007 4:54 AM  

  • eat the delicious baby before the shark gets to it because I can promise the shark will not share with you

    By Anonymous Jon, at 10/22/2007 5:56 AM  

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