Money Can't Buy Me Love
The hep thing nowadays is online games. And you can't just play online games, you have to be the L3WT3ST in there. It's statistically impossible for everyone to be on top, so the job falls, as usual, to the richest.
Now this is a novel idea! Why make games clean and balanced when we can jump at the chance of cash! Wizards of the Coast knows it. Thinking of that, I've quickly crafted a set of alternate rules for popular games so that you can also get in the game of MAKING MONEY!
Monopoly - Players can pay the owner of the game one dollar for an extra $1000 in game money. ADVANCED RULE: Fluctuate prices according to demand.
Chess - Pay $5.00 to the builder of the chess set to promote one of your pawns to a Queen.
Poker - For a one-time fee of $100 to the party host, you may play with six cards on hand.
Rock-Paper-Scissors - Instead of playing, give your opponent a twenty and say, 'I win.' If he does not agree, repeat.
Remember, fun is much more fun when it's made of money.
Now this is a novel idea! Why make games clean and balanced when we can jump at the chance of cash! Wizards of the Coast knows it. Thinking of that, I've quickly crafted a set of alternate rules for popular games so that you can also get in the game of MAKING MONEY!
Monopoly - Players can pay the owner of the game one dollar for an extra $1000 in game money. ADVANCED RULE: Fluctuate prices according to demand.
Chess - Pay $5.00 to the builder of the chess set to promote one of your pawns to a Queen.
Poker - For a one-time fee of $100 to the party host, you may play with six cards on hand.
Rock-Paper-Scissors - Instead of playing, give your opponent a twenty and say, 'I win.' If he does not agree, repeat.
Remember, fun is much more fun when it's made of money.
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