She Saw Saw By The Seashore

So, they're going to make yet another Saw movie. I checked a list of traps featured in the previous Saw movies, and as a RPG player, I started to worry: will they be able to keep up the quality of trap they've featured on the last four movies? Which is why I've made this small program, capable of generating hundreds of grim, gritty ironic traps for parents to bring their ten-year-olds to watch in action.

The victim wakes up...

Another Dream I Had

I dreamt I stuck my foot in the door of the Space Shuttle and got in at the last moment. But, before we took off, we went driving around to refuel and hit on chicks.

Apparently, my sole research work at the shuttle was to look out the window and report if I saw any flying sleighs pulled by reindeers.

My only memento of the trip was a transparent box with some hair strands. There was also a Hello Kitty figure in there for some reason.

I Think One Of Them Apologized To The Car's Ex-Driver

At the beach, in a lan house.

Three seats from me, two six-year-olds are playing Vice City. Their parents are nowhere in sight.

It's Rockstar's fault, of course.