Chinchillas on a Tricycle

After making such a brilliantly named movie as Snakes on a Plane, director David Ellis might have problem getting the creative juices running again. To help him, here's a small thing I cooked up between breakfast and lunch.

Snakes on a Plane 2: (Click the button below!)

Return of Fubar

Once, before I saw Dvorak I made a weird board game that was basically a simplified version of Nomic that'd not need judges and voting and crap. Here is a streamlined version of the rules for you people that like things really simple.

FUBAR - The Bizarre Board Game
(c) Guilherme S. Töws yay

What You Need:

• A board. The original Fubar board is available here.
• Players.
• One game piece for each player.
  
• Dice.
  
• Pencils and maybe some slips of paper and stuff.
• Piles of tokens (like poker chips) if you don't want to write statistics down.

Players place their pieces wherever they want. Roll to see who starts. On each turn a player:

• Rolls two six-sided die to move his piece.
• Changes the rule text in one unoccupied square.

Rule Changing

When you create the rules of a square, you must give it a name as well.

Then, add the rules. They can be just a simple command, or a complicate tangle of conditional and optional commands. Some examples of rule types:

• Simple - Simple rule. 'Lose 2 Health.'
• Optional - Character may opt if the rule will be executed. 'Option: Move another pawn back two squares.'
• Double Edged - A rule with both a good and a bad effect. Can be coupled with Optional. 'Option: Lose 2 Money. Gain 2 Health.'
• Conditional - A rule that depends on a Statistic, or the owning of a Token, or a dice roll. 'If your Health is higher than 6, gain 1 Money.'
• Other

Rules can never be bound to a certain player or group of players.

Statistics

Statistics are created the moment they have to be. (If you didn't have Strength, but you just got a 'Lose 2 Strength', now you do.) They are always defaulted to the value of 10, and if any statistic reaches 0, you are out the game.

First person to win wins. Good luck!

I Am A Post-Modern One-Page RPG

This came to me in a dream. I should add appropriate dice rolling to it later.

Location: The upper floors of an incredibly tall building. There is no obvious way to reach lower floors. The corridors and rooms inside are furnished in extremely varied ways - some like a house, some like a businessplace, some even like an outdoors area. The penthouse is bare.

One corridor is special - The Twilight Corridor gets progressively darker as it goes. It's not advisable to go into the darkness.

PCs: Various wide-eyed young men and women. Perhaps they are students, or employees.

NPCs: Only one - A mysterious rude older man. Maybe a teacher or boss.

Possible Stories: The man tells the PCs to do something. They do it, or suffer the consequences.

Events: These may happen now and then during the story. Or be the story.

• It starts raining, even inside the building. It's hard to find cover.
• The man announces, "Crushing in five minutes." In five minutes, one of the players, chosen secretly, is suddenly relocated to a couple hundred meters above the penthouse. And starts falling.
• New proteges arrive and vanish without explanation. Sometimes the PCs befriend or fall in love with them. These are usually subject to crushing.